Iraq

How to convert people to suicide bombing 101:

Find a group of impoverished farmers.

Tell them they have to give you information on saboteurs, even if they don't know anything or if it would endanger not only themselves but their entire family or clan.

As punishment for not receiving the intel you want, you raze their crops and trees and leave them utterly destitute.

To rub salt in the wounds, play jazz loudly while you bulldoze their precious crops.

Collective punishment, Israeli style...



Whoo boy, the Americans sure know how to reinforce every ugly stereotype of them!!

This is much like Saddam's draining of the swamps to flush out his opposition... give it a little longer and there wont be any difference between the occupier and the former tyrant.



In the mean time, the puppet government is trying to convince their neighbors to accept that the American presence will be there for an indefinite time.

They should wake up and smell the coffee, and focus their energies closer to home.



This is about to become a bloodbath of biblical proportions...